Thursday, June 28, 2007

GMA

This is an attempt at psycho-analysis.

Could her extreme avarice be explained by some mental defect resulting from a subconscious discontent with her height? Imagine what she could have done if she were not that vertically-challenged. Maybe in her teens, she thought, “Kung mas matangkad sana ako, hindi ako mahihiyang makifag-date kay Fernando Foe, Jr. Ako rin sana falagi ang bida sa mga school flays namin. Sayang, fafa ko fa naman fresident.”

Now, due to those long-unfulfilled desires, we, the Filipino people are suffering. She has focused all her negative energies which arose from suppressed wishes, into amassing wealth. And she is doing it with impunity. Nothing is spared. Damn all moral or legal considerations. To hell with the bad image people around the world have of her. “De baleng fandak, may fera naman.”

While at this, what sort of conversations could they be having at home? “Galing talaga natin, nanalo si Datu! Fero sayang ano? Dafat sa Baguio siya tumakbong congressman dahil maganda ang klima doon. Hindi tayo taga roon fero, atin naman ang comelec, eh.”
“Yun nga falang suhol na nanggaling dun sa Chinese businessman, naidefosit mo na ba, love?”

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